YOU SAID:

kill your self it'll only take a minute you'll be happy that you did it just go over to your oven and shove your head in it

INTO JAPANESE

自分を殺せば、オーブンに入れて頭を突っ込んだだけで喜んでくれる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You kill yourself, you put it in the oven, you stick your head in it, and you're happy.

INTO JAPANESE

自殺してオーブンに入れて頭を突っ込んで幸せになる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You kill yourself, you put it in the oven, you stick your head in it, you're happy.

INTO JAPANESE

自殺してオーブンに入れて頭を入れて幸せだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm happy to kill myself and put my head in the oven.

INTO JAPANESE

自殺して頭をオーブンに入れるのは嬉しいわ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm glad you killed yourself and put your head in the oven.

INTO JAPANESE

君が自殺して頭をオーブンに入れてくれて嬉しいよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm glad you killed yourself and put your head in the oven.