YOU SAID:
Kill them with kindness.
INTO JAPANESE
親切に殺してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kindly kill me.
INTO JAPANESE
どうか私を殺してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
please kill me
INTO JAPANESE
殺してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
please kill
INTO JAPANESE
殺してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
please kill
That didn't even make that much sense in English.