YOU SAID:
kill me soon please anyone
INTO JAPANESE
すぐに誰も喜ばせてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please immediately please anyone please
INTO JAPANESE
誰でもすぐに喜ばれてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please be pleased soon anyone
INTO JAPANESE
すぐに誰もが喜んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please be glad everyone soon
INTO JAPANESE
すぐに皆が喜んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please be glad everyone soon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.