YOU SAID:
Kill me please. Put me out of my misery.
INTO JAPANESE
ください私を殺します。自分の不幸を私を置きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please kill me. I put my unhappiness.
INTO JAPANESE
ください私を殺します。私は自分の不幸を置きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please kill me. I put my unhappiness.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.