YOU SAID:

kill me now people but just kidding don't actually do it

INTO JAPANESE

今私を殺しますが、冗談は実際にそれをしないでください

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Kill me now but don't joke really do it

INTO JAPANESE

今私を殺しますが、本当に冗談を言うな

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Kill me now but don't really joke

INTO JAPANESE

今私を殺しますが、本当に冗談を言わないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kill me now but don't really joke