YOU SAID:

kill me. i love pizza, cookies, and ponies. also oxygen. why did i say kill me? i mean help me

INTO JAPANESE

死にそうです。ポニー、クッキー、ピザが大好きです。また酸素。なぜかと言う私を殺すか。私を助けることを意味します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kill me. Love the pony, cookies and pizza. Also oxygen. I say why kill? Meant to help me out.

INTO JAPANESE

死にそうです。ポニー、クッキー、ピザが大好きです。また酸素。理由を言うことを殺すか。私を手助けするためのもの。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kill me. Love the pony, cookies and pizza. Also oxygen. To say why kill? Something to help me.

INTO JAPANESE

死にそうです。ポニー、クッキー、ピザが大好きです。また酸素。理由を言う殺すか。何かが私を助けます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kill me. Love the pony, cookies and pizza. Also oxygen. Say why you kill. Something that helps me.

INTO JAPANESE

死にそうです。ポニー、クッキー、ピザが大好きです。また酸素。なぜあなたを殺すと言います。何かが私に役立ちます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kill me. Love the pony, cookies and pizza. Also oxygen. I said why do you kill. Something that helps me.

INTO JAPANESE

死にそうです。ポニー、クッキー、ピザが大好きです。また酸素。私はなぜあなたは言った殺します。何かが私に役立ちます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kill me. Love the pony, cookies and pizza. Also oxygen. I said why do you kill. Something that helps me.