YOU SAID:
Kids are goat children therefore goats have kids.
INTO JAPANESE
子供はヤギの子供なので、ヤギには子供がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The child is a goat child, so the goat has a child.
INTO JAPANESE
子供はヤギの子供だから、ヤギには子供がいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because children are children of goats, goats have children.
INTO JAPANESE
子供はヤギの子供なので、ヤギには子供がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The child is a goat child, so the goat has a child.
INTO JAPANESE
子供はヤギの子供だから、ヤギには子供がいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because children are children of goats, goats have children.
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