YOU SAID:
Kid the middle of the mid-center
INTO JAPANESE
中間の中心の中間の子供
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the center of the middle child
INTO JAPANESE
真ん中の子のセンターで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
At the center of the middle child
INTO JAPANESE
真ん中の子のセンターで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
At the center of the middle child
That didn't even make that much sense in English.