YOU SAID:
Kid I have to tell you Obama's last name
INTO JAPANESE
子供オバマの姓を話さなきゃ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to tell the last name of the child Obama
INTO JAPANESE
子供オバマの姓を言わなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to say the last name of the child Obama
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供オバマの姓を言わなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to say the last name of the child Obama
That didn't even make that much sense in English.