YOU SAID:
kermit contemplates life while munching on a freshly roasted pig
INTO JAPANESE
カーミットは焼きたての豚をむしゃむしゃ食べながら人生を熟考する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kermit ponders about life while eating freshly baked pigs
INTO JAPANESE
カーミットは焼きたての豚を食べながら人生について熟考します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kermit ponders about life while eating freshly baked pigs
That didn't even make that much sense in English.