YOU SAID:
KEK: You shall have no oats.
INTO JAPANESE
KEK: あなたはしなければならないオート麦。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
KEK: you have oats.
INTO JAPANESE
KEK: 麦があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
KEK: wheat.
INTO JAPANESE
KEK: 小麦。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
KEK: wheat.
You should move to Japan!