YOU SAID:
keiran are you a donkey my dearest friend
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あなたはロバ、私の大切な友達ですか?
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Are you a donkey, my dearest friend?
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あなたはロバ、私の親愛なる友人ですか?
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Are you a donkey, are my dear friends?
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あなたはろばですか、私の親愛なる友人ですか?
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Are you an donkey, are you my dear friend?
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あなたはろばですか、あなたは私の親愛なる友人ですか?
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Are you an ass, are you my dear friend?
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あなたはお尻ですか、あなたは私の親愛なる友人ですか?
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Are you your ass, are you my dear friend?
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あなたはあなたのお尻ですか、あなたは私の親愛なる友人ですか?
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Are you your butt, are you my dear friend?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお尻ですか、あなたは私の親愛なる友人ですか?
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Are you your butt, are you my dear friend?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.