YOU SAID:
KEFKA: Ahem... there's SAND on my boots!
INTO JAPANESE
KEFKA: エヘン ・・・私のブーツに砂がある!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
KEFKA: ahem... my boots on the sand.
INTO JAPANESE
KEFKA: エヘン. 砂の上私のブーツ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
KEFKA: ahem... Sand on my boots.
INTO JAPANESE
KEFKA: エヘン.私のブーツを砂します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
KEFKA: ahem... my boots sand the.
INTO JAPANESE
KEFKA: エヘン ・・・私のブーツの砂。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
KEFKA: ahem... sand in my boots.
INTO JAPANESE
KEFKA: エヘン ・・・私のブーツの砂。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
KEFKA: ahem... sand in my boots.
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