YOU SAID:
kassie is gonna fall off her chair like an idiot
INTO JAPANESE
手引きは、白痴のような彼女の椅子から落ちるつもり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Guidance is going to fall off a Chair for her idiot
INTO JAPANESE
指導は彼女の白痴のため椅子から落ちるつもり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teaching is going to fall from the chair due to her idiocy
INTO JAPANESE
彼女の馬鹿馬鹿しいことのために教授は椅子から落ちるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because of her stupid things the professor will fall from the chair
INTO JAPANESE
彼女の愚かなことのために、教授は椅子から落ちるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because of her stupidity, the professor will fall from the chair
INTO JAPANESE
彼女の愚かさのために、教授は椅子から落ちるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because of her stupidity, the professor will fall from the chair
That didn't even make that much sense in English.