YOU SAID:
kanji are the worst thing ever, I like turtles and I can shoot threes.
INTO JAPANESE
漢字は史上最悪のこと、私はカメのよう、ビッグ 3 を撃つことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kanji is like a turtle, big is the worst thing ever, I can shoot the 3.
INTO JAPANESE
漢字はカメのように、史上最悪のことは、3 を撮影することができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kanji is the worst to shoot the 3, like turtles.
INTO JAPANESE
漢字はカメのような 3 を撮影する最悪です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kanji is the worst to shoot the 3 like turtles.
INTO JAPANESE
漢字は、最悪の事態をカメのような 3 を撃つことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kanji is the worst to shoot the 3 like turtles.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.