YOU SAID:
kam just cummed everywhere its kinda awkward his hand was touched by the e-girl and im sad im losing my friend to this e-girl
INTO JAPANESE
kamはどこでもいたずらに彼の手がe-girlに触れて、このe-girlに私の友人を失ってしまった悲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
kam is sad everywhere mischievous his hand touched the e-girl and lost my friend to this e-girl
INTO JAPANESE
kamはいたるところいたずらで彼の手がe-girlに触れて、このe-girlに私の友人を失いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
kam was mischievous everywhere and his hand touched the e-girl and lost my friend to this e-girl
INTO JAPANESE
kamはいたるところいたずらで、彼の手はe-girlに触れ、私のe-girlに私の友人を失いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
kam was mischievous everywhere, his hands touched the e-girl and lost my friend to my e-girl
INTO JAPANESE
kamはいたるところいたずらで、彼の手はe-girlに触れ、私のe-girlに私の友人を失いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
kam was mischievous everywhere, his hands touched the e-girl and lost my friend to my e-girl
That didn't even make that much sense in English.