YOU SAID:
Kaede, eat this frog or I'll put it in your ear
INTO JAPANESE
楓、このカエルを食べないと耳に入れてあげるよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kaede, if you don't eat this frog, I'll put it in your ear.
INTO JAPANESE
楓、このカエルを食べないなら耳に入れてあげるよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kaede, if you don't eat this frog, I'll put it in your ear.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.