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Kaden has brown hair and rides a longboard that isn't as cool as mine and we all know the earth is flat

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カーデンは茶色の髪をしていて、僕ほどクールではないロングボードに乗っています

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Carden has brown hair and is on a longboard that is not as cool as me

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カーデンは茶色の髪で、私ほどクールではないロングボードに乗っています

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Carden has brown hair and is on a longboard that is not as cool as me