YOU SAID:
Just stop your crying it’s a sign of the times. Welcome to the final show. I hope you’re wearing your best clothes
INTO JAPANESE
ただ、それは時代の兆候だあなたの泣き声を停止します。最後のショーへようこそ。私はあなたがあなたの最高の服を着ている願っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just stop your crying it's a sign of the times. Welcome to the last show. I hope you are wearing your best clothes
INTO JAPANESE
ただ、それは時代の兆候だあなたの泣き声を停止します。最後のショーへようこそ。私はあなたがあなたの最高の服を着ている願っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just stop your crying it's a sign of the times. Welcome to the last show. I hope you are wearing your best clothes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.