YOU SAID:
Just sitting here waiting for my app to update
INTO JAPANESE
ここに座って、アプリが更新されるのを待っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sitting here waiting for the app to update
INTO JAPANESE
私はここに座って、アプリが更新されるのを待っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sitting here waiting for the app to update
That didn't even make that much sense in English.