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Just realized I'm already 30, 1 step closer to dying! Gonna go on a shopping spree! #LiveLife #YOLO #LiveWhileYoung #MaxedCards #MidlifeCrisis
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私はすでに 30、1 はちょうど実現段階に近い死ぬ!買い物に行くつもりです!#LiveLife #YOLO #LiveWhileYoung #MaxedCards #MidlifeCrisis
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Already 30, one just that close I die! I'm going shopping! #LiveLife #YOLO #LiveWhileYoung #MaxedCards #MidlifeCrisis
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既に 30、1 つ私は死ぬを閉じるだけ!私はつもりショッピング!#LiveLife #YOLO #LiveWhileYoung #MaxedCards #MidlifeCrisis
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Already a 30, one I will die just close! I am going shopping! #LiveLife #YOLO #LiveWhileYoung #MaxedCards #MidlifeCrisis
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すでに、30 私は死んでしまう!私はつもりショッピング!#LiveLife #YOLO #LiveWhileYoung #MaxedCards #MidlifeCrisis
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Already, 30 I die! I am going shopping! #LiveLife #YOLO #LiveWhileYoung #MaxedCards #MidlifeCrisis
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すでに、30 私は死ぬ!私はつもりショッピング!#LiveLife #YOLO #LiveWhileYoung #MaxedCards #MidlifeCrisis
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Already, 30 I die! I am going shopping! #LiveLife #YOLO #LiveWhileYoung #MaxedCards #MidlifeCrisis
That didn't even make that much sense in English.