YOU SAID:
Just because I have a hotel in my foot doesn’t make me a boogely moogely moogely!
INTO JAPANESE
足元にホテルがあるからといって、とんでもなくバカバカしい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just because there is a hotel at your feet, it's ridiculous!
INTO JAPANESE
足元にホテルがあるからとんでもない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's ridiculous because there is a hotel at my feet!
INTO JAPANESE
足元にホテルがあるからとんでもない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's ridiculous because there is a hotel at my feet!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.