YOU SAID:
Jump in traffic and spin in circles for three hours whilst twerking and kissing a tortoise
INTO JAPANESE
亀をひねったりキスしたりしながら、渋滞に飛び込んで 3 時間ぐるぐる回る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dive into traffic and spin around for 3 hours while twisting and kissing turtles
INTO JAPANESE
交通に飛び込み、カメをひねったりキスしたりしながら、3時間ぐるぐる回ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jump into traffic and spin around for 3 hours while twisting and kissing turtles
INTO JAPANESE
渋滞に飛び込み、カメをひねったりキスしたりしながら 3 時間ぐるぐる回る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dive into traffic and spin around twisting and kissing turtles for 3 hours
INTO JAPANESE
渋滞に飛び込み、カメをひねったりキスしたりしながら 3 時間ぐるぐる回る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dive into traffic and spin around for 3 hours while twisting and kissing turtles
INTO JAPANESE
交通に飛び込み、カメをひねったりキスしたりしながら、3時間ぐるぐる回ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jump into traffic and spin around for 3 hours while twisting and kissing turtles
INTO JAPANESE
渋滞に飛び込み、カメをひねったりキスしたりしながら 3 時間ぐるぐる回る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dive into traffic and spin around for 3 hours while twisting and kissing turtles
INTO JAPANESE
交通に飛び込み、カメをひねったりキスしたりしながら、3時間ぐるぐる回ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jump into traffic and spin around for 3 hours while twisting and kissing turtles
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