YOU SAID:
Jubby rubbed into his chubby old tub then he went into a bibity bub.
INTO JAPANESE
ぽっちゃりは彼のぽっちゃりの古い浴槽にすり込んで、そして彼は安らぎの桶に入った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The chubby rubbed into his chubby old tub, and he went into a coffin of peace.
INTO JAPANESE
ぽっちゃりは彼のぽっちゃりの古い浴槽にこすり入れ、そして彼は平和の棺に入った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The chubby rubbed in his chubby old tub, and he entered the trap of peace.
INTO JAPANESE
ぽっちゃりは彼のぽっちゃりの古い浴槽にこすり、そして彼は平和の罠に入った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The chubby rubbed in his chubby old tub, and he entered the trap of peace.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.