YOU SAID:
Josiah needs to buy me a cow.
INTO JAPANESE
ヨシヤは私に牛を購入する必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Josiah buys a cow to me.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョサイアは、私に牛を買います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Josiah, I buy beef.
INTO JAPANESE
ヨシヤ、私は牛を購入します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Josiah lost a battle, I buy beef.
INTO JAPANESE
ヨシヤ、牛肉を購入します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Josiah lost a battle, buy the beef.
INTO JAPANESE
ヨシヤ、牛肉を購入します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Josiah lost a battle, buy the beef.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.