YOU SAID:
Josiah likes to pick his nose and lick eyeballs at breakfast time
INTO JAPANESE
ジョシュアの彼の鼻をほじるし、朝食時に眼球を舐めるが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pick Joshua his nose, is like licking the eye during breakfast.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョシュア彼の鼻をほじる、朝食時に目を舐めているようなものです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Joshua is like licking the eye during breakfast and pick his nose.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョシュアは朝食時に目を舐めているような彼の鼻をほじる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Joshua pick licking first breakfast at his nose.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョシュアを選ぶ彼の鼻での最初の朝食を舐めています。
You should move to Japan!