YOU SAID:
Jordan is my monkey with a hidden valley belly button.
INTO JAPANESE
ヨルダンは隠されたへそを持った私の猿です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jordan is my monkey with a hidden navel.
INTO JAPANESE
ヨルダンはへそが隠された私の猿です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jordan is my monkey with a hidden navel.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.