YOU SAID:
Jonathan, Jonathan. Yes, Father. Consuming sugar? Negative, Father. Fibbing? No, Father. Open. Ha.Ha.Ha.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョナサン、ジョナサンはい、父。砂糖を消費していますか?否定的な、父親。フィビング?いいえ、父。開いた。ハハハ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jonathan, Jonathan Yes, father. Do you consume sugar? Negative, father. Fiving? No, my father. Open. Haha.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョナサン、ジョナサンはい、父親。あなたは砂糖を消費しますか?否定的な、父親。フィービング?いいえ、私の父。開いた。ハハ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jonathan, Jonathan Yes, father. Do you consume sugar? Negative, father. Fiving? No, my father. Open. Haha.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.