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Jonas poops and farts at the same time
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ジョナスは同時に、おなかとおならをする
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Jonas at the same time, farting with tummy
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ジョナスと同じ時間に、おならとおなら
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At the same time as Jonas, fart and fart
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ジョナスと同時に、おならとおなら
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Simultaneously with Jonas, fart and fart
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ジョナスと同時に、おならとおなら
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Simultaneously with Jonas, fart and fart
That didn't even make that much sense in English.