YOU SAID:

jokes on you i have 5 fingers loser

INTO JAPANESE

冗談だよ、私には5本指の負け犬がいる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Just kidding, I have a five-fingered loser.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談はさておき、私には五本指の負け犬がいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

All kidding aside, I have a five-fingered loser.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談はさておき、私には五本指の負け犬がいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

All kidding aside, I have a five-fingered loser.