YOU SAID:
johny has a frog stapled to his face
INTO JAPANESE
ジョーイは顔にステープル止めされたカエルを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Joey has a stapled frog on the face
INTO JAPANESE
ジョーイは顔にステープル・カエルを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Joey has staples and frogs on his face
INTO JAPANESE
ジョーイは顔にステープルとカエルを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Joey has staples and frogs on his face
That didn't even make that much sense in English.