YOU SAID:
Johnny Johnny, yes papa? Eating sugar? No papa. Open wide, unzips pants, NO PAPA!!!
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニー ジョニー、はいパパ?砂糖を食べるか。パパ。ワイド オープン、なしパパのズボンを解凍し!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa? do you eat sugar. Daddy. And unzip the pants wide open, no Daddy!
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニー ジョニーはいパパ?あなたは砂糖を食べる。パパ。パンツ全開、パパを解凍!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa? you eat sugar. Daddy. Unzip the pants flat out, Daddy!
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニー ジョニーはいパパ?あなたは砂糖を食べる。パパ。フラット アウト、パパのズボンを解凍!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa? you eat sugar. Daddy. Unzip the pants flat out, Daddy!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.