YOU SAID:
Johnny, Johnny, Yes, dad? Eat sugar? I have no father. liar? I have no father. Open your mouth. Ha ha ha!
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニー、ジョニー、はい、お父さん?砂糖を食べる?私には父親がいません。うそつき?私には父親がいません。口を開けて。ハハハ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny, Johnny, Yes, dad? Eat sugar? I have no father. liar? I have no father. Open your mouth. Ha ha ha!
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニー、ジョニー、はい、お父さん?砂糖を食べる?私には父親がいません。うそつき?私には父親がいません。口を開けて。ハハハ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny, Johnny, Yes, dad? Eat sugar? I have no father. liar? I have no father. Open your mouth. Ha ha ha!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.