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Johnny farted, and the ship blew up, and everyone was sad because they thought he was dead...but then he returned safe and sound.
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ジョニーがおならをして船が爆発し、ジョニーが死んだのだと思ってみんな悲しんでいました…でも彼は無事に戻ってきました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny farted and the ship exploded and everyone was sad thinking Johnny was dead...but he came back safe and sound.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニーがおならをして船が爆発し、ジョニーが死んだと思ってみんな悲しんでいました…でもジョニーは無事に戻ってきました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny farted and the ship exploded and everyone was sad because they thought he was dead...but he came back safe and sound.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニーがおならをして船が爆発し、ジョニーが死んだと思ってみんな悲しんでいました...でも彼は無事に戻ってきました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny farted and the ship exploded and everyone was sad thinking Johnny was dead...but he came back safe and sound.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニーがおならをして船が爆発し、ジョニーが死んだと思ってみんな悲しんでいました…でもジョニーは無事に戻ってきました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny farted and the ship exploded and everyone was sad thinking Johnny was dead...but he made it back safely.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニーがおならをして船が爆発し、ジョニーが死んだと思ってみんな悲しんでいました…でもジョニーは無事に帰還しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny farted and the ship exploded and everyone was sad because he thought he was dead...but he made it home safely.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニーがおならをして船が爆発し、ジョニーは死んだと思ったのでみんな悲しんでいました...しかしジョニーは無事に家に帰りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone was sad because Johnny farted and the ship exploded and they thought he was dead...but Johnny made it home safely.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニーがおならをして船が爆発し、ジョニーが死んだと思われたのでみんな悲しんでいました...しかしジョニーは無事に家に帰りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone was sad because Johnny farted and the ship exploded and they thought he was dead...but he made it home safely.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニーがおならをして船が爆発し、ジョニーが死んだと思われたので皆は悲しんでいました...しかしジョニーは無事に家に帰りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone was sad because Johnny farted and the ship exploded and they thought he was dead...but he made it home safely.
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