YOU SAID:
Johnny did the poo poo in his pant pants
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ジョニーはパンツでうんちをしました
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Johnny pooped in pants
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ジョニーはズボンにうんち
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Johnny poos in pants
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パンツのジョニープー
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Johnny Pooh in pants
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ジョニー・プーのパンツ
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Johnny Pooh pants
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニープーパンツ
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Johnny pooh pants
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ジョニープーパンツ
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Johnny pooh pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.