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John's uncle frequently breaks wind and quite often it sounds like a tuba!
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンの叔父はしばしば風を壊します、そして、それはチューバのように聞こえます。
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John's uncle often breaks the wind, and it sounds like tuba.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンのおじはよく風を壊します、そしてそれはチューバのように聞こえます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John's uncle breaks the wind well, and it sounds like tuba.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンの叔父は風をよく切ってチューバのように聞こえる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John's uncle cuts the wind well and sounds like tuba.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンのおじは風をよく切ってチューバのように聞こえる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John's uncle cuts the wind well and sounds like tuba.
You should move to Japan!