YOU SAID:
john travolta smokes crack everyday day with my dog
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ジョン・トラボルタが私の犬と毎日ひび割れを吸う
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John Travolta sucks crack with my dog every day
INTO JAPANESE
ジョン・トラボルタは毎日私の犬にひびを吸い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John Travolta cracked my dog every day
INTO JAPANESE
ジョン・トラボルタは私の犬を毎日ひびの入った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John Travolta cracked my dog every day
You should move to Japan!