YOU SAID:
john rapidly stepped forward and smote dave upon the nose via a mighty blow from his left hand
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは素早く前に進み出て、左手でデイブの鼻を強烈に殴りつけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John quickly stepped forward and hit Dave hard across the nose with his left hand.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは素早く前に進み出て、左手でデイブの鼻を強く殴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John quickly stepped forward and hit Dave hard across the nose with his left hand.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.