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John Madden gazes longinly at the selection of thongs in his local Dollar General, as he rubs mustard on a random child next to him.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョン・マッデンは、近所のランダムな子供にマスタードをこすりつけながら、地元のダラー・ジェネラルでTバックの選択を長い間見つめています.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John Madden spends a long time staring at the thong selection at the local Dollar General while rubbing mustard on random kids in the neighborhood.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョン・マッデンは、近所のランダムな子供たちにマスタードをこすりつけながら、地元のダラー・ゼネラルでTバックの選択を長い間見つめています.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John Madden spends a long time staring at the thong selection at his local Dollar General while rubbing mustard on random kids in the neighborhood.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョン・マッデンは、近所のランダムな子供たちにマスタードをこすりつけながら、地元のダラー・ゼネラルでTバックの選択を長い間見つめています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John Madden spends a long time staring at the thong selection at his local Dollar General while rubbing mustard on random kids in the neighborhood.
You should move to Japan!