YOU SAID:
John's dog is a mean dog. It always tries to eat your toes.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンの犬は平均犬です。常にあなたのつま先を食べるしようとします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The average dog is John. Eat your toes at all times and try to.
INTO JAPANESE
平均的な犬はジョンです。すべての回であなたのつま先を食べるしようとします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John is an average dog. Eat your toes at all times and try to.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは平均的な犬です。いつもあなたのつま先を食べてみてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John is an average dog. Please try eating your toes all the time.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは平均的な犬です。いつもあなたのつま先を食べてみてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John is an average dog. Please try eating your toes all the time.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.