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john didnt eat his food so 5 big men came in his house and started touching his no-no space so then he pee'd out his ruler to get them away. but one liked it and he got tickled, truamatizing him and teaching him Things he never wanted to know.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは食事をとらなかったので、5人の大男が家に入ってきて、ジョンのいけない場所を触り始めたので、ジョンは彼らを追い払うために定規からおしっこをしました。しかし、そのうちの1人はそれが気に入り、くすぐられてしまいました。ジョンはトラウマを負い、知りたくなかったことを教えられました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John didn't eat, so five big men came into the house and started touching him in places he shouldn't, so John peed on a ruler to scare them off. But one of them liked it and got tickled. John was traumatized.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは食事を摂らなかったので、5人の大男が家に入ってきて、触ってはいけない場所を触り始めた。そこでジョンは彼らを追い払うために定規に小便をした。しかし、そのうちの1人がそれを気に入り、くすぐられた。ジョンはトラウマを負ってしまった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John didn't eat, so five big men came into his house and started touching him in places they shouldn't, so John urinated on a ruler to scare them away, but one of them liked it and started tickling him. John was traumatized.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは食事を摂らなかったので、5人の大男が家に入ってきて、触ってはいけない場所を触り始めた。ジョンは彼らを追い払うために定規に小便をしたが、そのうちの1人がそれを気に入り、ジョンをくすぐり始めた。ジョンはトラウマを負った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John didn't eat so five big men came into his house and started touching him in places they shouldn't. John urinated on a ruler to scare them off but one of them liked it and started tickling him. John was traumatized.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは食事を摂らなかったので、5人の大男が家に入ってきて、触ってはいけない場所を触り始めました。ジョンは彼らを追い払うために定規に小便をしましたが、そのうちの1人がそれを気に入り、ジョンをくすぐり始めました。ジョンはトラウマになりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John didn't eat, so five big men came into his house and started touching him in places they shouldn't. John urinated on a ruler to scare them away, but one of them liked it and started tickling him. John was traumatized.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは食事を摂らなかったので、5人の大男が家に入ってきて、触ってはいけない場所を触り始めました。ジョンは彼らを追い払うために定規に小便をしましたが、そのうちの1人がそれを気に入り、ジョンをくすぐり始めました。ジョンはトラウマになりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John didn't eat, so five big men came into his house and started touching him in places they shouldn't. John urinated on a ruler to scare them away, but one of them liked it and started tickling him. John was traumatized.
You should move to Japan!