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john didnt eat his food so 5 big men came in his house and started touching his no-no space so then he pee'd out his ruler to get them away. but one liked it and he got tickled, truamatizing john.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは食べ物を食べなかったので、5人の大男が彼の家に来て、彼の立ち入り禁止の場所を触り始めたので、彼は定規を出して彼らを追い払いました。しかし、一人がそれを気に入ったので、彼はくすぐられて、ジョンを不快にさせました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John didn't eat, so five big men came to his house and started touching his forbidden places, so he took out a ruler and chased them away. But one person liked it, so he was tickled, making John uncomfortable.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは食事をとらなかったので、5人の大男が彼の家に来て、彼の禁じられた場所を触り始めたので、彼は定規を取り出して彼らを追い払いました。しかし、一人がそれを気に入ったので、くすぐられ、ジョンを不快にさせました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John didn't eat, so five big men came to his house and started touching his forbidden places, so he took out a ruler and chased them away. But one person liked it and it tickled him, making John uncomfortable.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは食事をとらなかったので、5人の大男が彼の家に来て、彼の禁じられた場所を触り始めたので、彼は定規を取り出して彼らを追い払いました。しかし、ある人がそれを気に入ったので、彼はくすぐったくなり、ジョンを不快にさせました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John didn't eat, so five big men came to his house and started touching his forbidden places, so he took out a ruler and chased them away. But one person liked it so much that it tickled him and made John uncomfortable.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは何も食べなかったので、5人の大男が彼の家に来て、彼の禁断の場所を触り始めたので、彼は定規を取り出して彼らを追い払いました。しかし、ある人はそれがとても気に入ったので、ジョンを不快にさせました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John didn't eat anything, so five big men came to his house and started touching him in his forbidden places, so he took out a ruler and chased them away. But one person liked it so much that it made John uncomfortable.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは何も食べなかったので、5人の大男が彼の家に来て、彼の禁じられた場所に触れ始めたので、彼は定規を取り出して彼らを追い払いました。しかし、ある人はそれがとても気に入ったので、ジョンを不快にさせました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John didn't eat anything, so five big men came to his house and started touching his forbidden places, so he took out a ruler and chased them away. But one person liked it so much that it made John uncomfortable.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは何も食べなかったので、5人の大男が彼の家にやって来て、彼の禁断の場所を触り始めたので、彼は定規を取り出して彼らを追い払いました。しかし、ある人はそれがとても気に入ったので、ジョンを不快にさせました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John didn't eat anything, so five big men came to his house and started touching his forbidden places, so he took out a ruler and chased them away. But one person liked it so much that it made John uncomfortable.
That's deep, man.