YOU SAID:
John Conners is like a woman with a salami taped to his leg
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ジョン ・ コナーズは女性のような彼の足にテープでサラミ
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John Connors, his kind of woman tapes with salami
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ジョン ・ コナーズ、サラミと女性テープの彼の種類
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John Connors, salami and female tape of his kind
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彼の種類のジョン ・ コナーズ、サラミと女性のテープ
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His kind of John Connors, a salami and a woman's tape
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彼の種類のジョン・コナーズ、サラミと女性のテープ
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His kind of John Connors, a salami and a woman's tape
That didn't even make that much sense in English.