YOU SAID:
Joe claps watermelons
INTO JAPANESE
ジョーはスイカをたたく
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Joe hits the watermelon
INTO JAPANESE
ジョーがスイカを打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Joe hits a watermelon
INTO JAPANESE
ジョーがスイカを打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Joe hits a watermelon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.