YOU SAID:
Jiro Yashimo has yashimo syndrome: he gets constant testicular torsion and has a thing for battle tested otters with testicular fortitude.
INTO JAPANESE
ヤシモジロウはヤシモ症候群を患っています。彼は精巣捻転を頻繁に起こし、精巣の強さを備えた戦闘訓練を受けたカワウソに強い関心を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yashimo Jiro has Yashimo syndrome, which causes him to suffer frequent testicular torsions and has a strong interest in combat-trained otters with testicular strength.
INTO JAPANESE
ヤシモジロウはヤシモ症候群を患っており、精巣捻転を頻繁に起こすため、戦闘訓練を受けた精巣の強いカワウソに強い関心を抱いています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yashimo Jiro suffers from Yashimo syndrome, which causes frequent testicular torsion, and so he has a strong interest in combat-trained otters with strong testes.
INTO JAPANESE
ヤシモジロウは、精巣捻転を頻繁に起こすヤシモ症候群を患っており、そのため、戦闘訓練を受けた強い精巣を持つカワウソに強い関心を抱いています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yashimo Jiro suffers from Yashimo syndrome, a condition that frequently causes testicular torsion, and as such has a strong interest in combat-trained otters with strong testicles.
INTO JAPANESE
ヤシモジローは、精巣捻転を頻繁に引き起こすヤシモ症候群を患っており、そのため、強い精巣を持つ戦闘訓練を受けたカワウソに強い関心を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yashimo Jiro suffers from Yashimo syndrome, a condition that frequently causes testicular torsion, and as such has a strong interest in combat-trained otters with strong testicles.
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