YOU SAID:
Jigga-boo Jigga-boo where are you? I was here on the woodpile watching you.
INTO JAPANESE
Jigga boo Jigga boo さんどこにいるか。私はあなたを見てウッドパイルにここにあった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jigga Jigga boo Boo where you are. I look at you, here in the woodpile.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.