YOU SAID:
Jesus slaughtered my parents so I can be free to worship him for a small loan of a million dollars.
INTO JAPANESE
イエスは、100 万ドルの少額融資の彼を崇拝する自由することができますので、私の両親を虐殺しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slaughter was my parents, so he can be free to worship him in small loans of $ 1 million.
Come on, you can do better than that.