YOU SAID:

Jesus popping a cold one with the boys at two o'clock in the morning.

INTO JAPANESE

午前2時、イエス様は風邪をひいて男の子と一緒に飛び出しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

At 2 am, Jesus caught a cold and jumped out with the boy.

INTO JAPANESE

午前2時に、イエスは風邪をひいて少年と飛び出しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

At 2 am, Jesus caught a cold and jumped out with the boy.