YOU SAID:
Jesus is in me, chocking on his holy rod
INTO JAPANESE
イエスは私の中にいて、彼の聖なる棒をぎゅっとつかんでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus is in me, holding on to his holy stick
INTO JAPANESE
イエス様は私の中におられます、その聖なる杖を握ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus is in me, hold his holy wand
INTO JAPANESE
イエス様は私のうちにおられます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus is in me
INTO JAPANESE
イエスは私のうちにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus is in me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.