YOU SAID:
Jesus! I had no idea that people would gyrate all over the carpet like this!
INTO JAPANESE
イエス!私は人々がこれのようにカーペットの上にうずくまることを知らなかった!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus! I did not know people folded over the carpet like this!
INTO JAPANESE
イエス!私はこのようにカーペットの上に折り畳まれた人々を知らなかった!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus! I did not know people folded over the carpet like this!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.